Wednesday, May 25, 2011

BRUNO MARS: THE KING OF LOVE

when i say Bruno Mars everybody is like "he's awesome! yeah.. he's great! i love his songs!"  but that is just who he is... he is awesome ! he is great! he is brilliant ! he is sweet! he is everything ! he is  such a great song writer, singer and a lover ! of course he is ! a sweet lover!

he is such!~ urgh! i dont know what to say! he's so wonderful !his voice his smile aaaa! so sweet! bruno mars is the best artist ever! all his song are superb and meaningful even the lazy song ! ahha

omg ! he is superb! always! he is so amazing ! i'm amazed with him.. actually everytime i hear  asong of him i will always love it.. there are few songs of him they i adore very much !

his songs that i love:

GRENADE

reasons to like:
iim speechless ! the lyrics ! the expressions he is so fantastic ! i love the way he express his emotion in this song.. serious i can really feel his pain.. i almost cry when i see the music video! but almost ! still he is awesome this song i rank as number 1 for now.. the best ever! and i remember what he said .. he got the inspiration for this song because his love wear a brand new dress and there is someone want to throw a water balloon but he catched it for her. like he catch a grenade. omg! he is sweet!

lyrics and music videos:




Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live
Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give
Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no

Black, black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb
Tell the devil I said, hey, when you get back to where you're from
Mad women, bad women, that's just what you are, yeah
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car
{ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bruno-mars-lyrics/grenade-lyrics.html }

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same

If my body was on fire
Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you're a liar
'Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby

But darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no



LIQUOR STORE BLUES


reasons to like:
omg! this song ! i love it i dont know but i love it so much! a really nice song to hear~! love it! first time i heard it it keep playing in my mind ! maybe i love blues and soul ! really nice this is my song for the second rank !

lyrics and music video:



Standing at this liquor store,
Whisky coming through my pores, Feeling like I run this whole block.
Lotto tickets and cheap beer That's why you can catch me here, Tryna scratch my way up to the top.

(Hook)
Because my job got me going nowhere, so I ain't got a thing to lose.
Take me to a place where I don't care, this is me and my liquor store blues.

(Chorus)
I'll take one shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow.
Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow.
One shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow. Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow.

(Verse 2)
Me and my guitar tonight, singing to the city lights, tryna live on more than what I got.
Cause '68 Citrus ain't gonna pay the rent, so I'll be out here til they call the cops.

(Hook)
Because my job got me going nowhere, so I ain't got a thing to lose.
Take me to a place where I don't care, this is me and my liquor store blues.

(Chorus)
Bruno Mars Liquor Store Blues lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/bruno-mars-liquor-store-blues-lyrics.html

I'll take one shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow.
Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow.
One shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow.
Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow.

(Damian Marley)
Here comes junior gong
I'm flying like I'm Superman
I'm thinking that I run the whole block.

I don't know if it's just because
Pineapple kush between my jaws
Has got me feeling that I'm on top

Feeling like I would have stand up to the cops
I saw the puda? dey? guys
A got a hula? de? mas?

I got a talk and walk talking
And fly? making shop?
No kind? for you and the best? kick me drop

(Chorus)
Give me this one shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow. Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow. One shot for my pain, One drag for my sorrow. Get messed up today, I'll be ok tomorrow.




COUNT ON ME






reasons to like:
 this song show us what truefriends will do for us when we're in trouble or whatever.. this song is about friendship,love,family and etc... this song resemble love from us for someone.. our friends our family our love.. so this song is place at third rank! i love it ! nice lyrics..


lyrics and music:







If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will remind you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
http://www.elyricsworld.com/count_on_me_lyrics_bruno_mars.html
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you



JUST THE WAY YOU ARE


reasons to like:
this song! i love it ! so sweet! the lyrics are the things that every girl in this world want to hear !he is very talented! he's songs always get a place in my heart! so pleasant cant never decline his musics! its so sweet and romantic! awesome ! it placed on the fourth rank...


lyrics and music video:







Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look ok, I say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are(yeah)

Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same
So, don't even bother asking if you look ok
You know I'll say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are
The way you are, the way you are
http://www.elyricsworld.com/just_the_way_you_are_lyrics_bruno_mars.html
Girl you're amazing, just the way you are

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause girl you're amazing, just the way you are. Yeah









THE LAZY SONG


reasons to like:


this song is freaking damn hilarious !! ahah! and cool also! even a lazy song of him is great! i do love this !1great! and serious i love the music video! and i love the part shake his pelvic! muahahhaha! its so sexy and hot ahaha.. i ranked it at the fifth of my favourite song..


lyrics and music video:









Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna sream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaah

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me

But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
http://www.elyricsworld.com/the_lazy_song_lyrics_bruno_mars.html

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Oh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah...
Ohh ohh

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all




MARRY YOU


reasons to like:
actually i'm still new to this song! but still i've already fall for it ! i think its cute! omg! he is such a great musician ! its lucky to have him now as a world musician..i think this song is cute and childish but at the same time have a serious intention! love it !




lyrics and music video:









it's a beautiful night we're looking for something dumb to do
hey baby i think i wanna marry you
is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
who cares baby, i think i wanna marry you

well i know this little chapel on the boulevard
we can go whoa whoa
no one will no whoa
oh come on girl

who cares if we're trashed
got a pocket full of cash we can blow whoa whoa
shots of patrol whoa whoa
and guitar girl

don't say no no no no no
just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and we'll go go go go go
if you're ready, like i'm ready

cos it's a beautiful night we're looking for something dumb to do
hey baby i think i wanna marry you
is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
who cares baby, i think i wanna marry you

oh
i'll go get the ring
let the choir bell sing like ooh ooh ooh
so what you wanna do ooh ooh
lets just run girl
if we wake up and you want to break up
that's cool ooh ooh
no i won't blame you ooh ooh
it was fun girl

don't say no no no no no
just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and we'll go go go go go
if you're ready, like i'm ready

cos it's a beautiful night we're looking for something dumb to do
hey baby i think i wanna marry you
http://www.elyricsworld.com/marry_you_lyrics_bruno_mars.html
is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
who cares baby, i think i wanna marry you

just say i do ooh ooh ooh
tell me right now baby
tell me right now baby, baby
just say i do ooh ooh ooh
tell me right now baby
tell me right now baby, baby

oh
it's a beautiful night we're looking for something dumb to do
hey baby i think i wanna marry you
is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
who cares baby, i think i wanna marry you



AGAIN

reasons to like:
this a such a beautiful song ! i love it very much and fall for this song at the first i heard it.. lovely tone and voice! why are you so talented bruno?? i love you! ahah


lyrics and music video:


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i cant found the lyrics maybe its a song of oanother singer and he sing it ! but i love the way he sings it! so lovely with his pleasant voice !aa!


TALKING TO THE MOON

reasons to like:

 i'm rarely listen to this song! but also love it! nice lyrics nice voice! omot and donut love it !  yeah  i do love it but not as much as them! hehe but this song is sweet and beautiful!! love u bruno mars !

lyrics:





I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back
My neighbors think
I'm crazy
But they don't understand
You're all I have
You're all I have

Chorus:

At night when the stars
light up my room
I sit by myself

Talking to the Moon
Trying to get to You
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon

I'm feeling like I'm famous
The talk of the town
They say
I've gone mad
Yeah
I've gone mad
But they don't know
what I know

Cause when the
sun goes down
someone's talking back
Yeah
They're talking back


okay thats all the song that i love! by bruno mars ! he is such a talented performer ! what he sings is what the girls want to hear! he is freakin adorable sometimes! the way he talks and laugh ! i like it !
his accent is also cute! aha everything about him is perfect! BRUNO MARS THE BEST!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

EXAM BERAT !

hey dah dua hari berlalu dan dua beban juga dah lepas.. bayangkanlah exam elektif semuanya sekali untuk seminggu! memang matilah kan! huih! sakit kepala bhai! balik sekolah je letih! balik sekolah je lapar mana taknya perah untuk sampai kelauar jus.. yelah kan study tak bersungguh sungguh punya pasal ! hehe


semalam aku exam chemistry perh !! memang sangat best soalannya ! huiyai! aku memang sahlah merepek kan dalam kertas exam toh! huhu! paper 2 memang nazak ! paper 3 lagilah nak sakaratul maut ! tapi paper one nyawa kembali ke badan ! tapi sakit kepala ar! aku paling tak suka paper one aku tak tahu kenapa semua kata senang.. senang.. bulat bulat je.. tapi bagi aku lagi susah sebab kena pilih.. dan penyebab markah dari teruk ke lagi teruk adalah sebab paper one.. paaper 2 boleh lah adalah jugak markah.. heheh

itu baru chemistry! tadi lagi baik punyah! PHYSICS woih ! lagi best aku study macam macam tu je untuk physic bangun pagi pon tak sempat nak study sikit.. itu yang bila dapat kertas macam orang sasau.. mungkin orang lain tak nampak kat dalam tengah menjerit sekuat hati ! tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! oi padan muka! haha tak study! memang padan dnegan rupa ! ehhe paper 2 aku merepek paper 3 pon aku merek jugak tapi paper1 je tak merepek yelah bulat bulat je.. kalau struktur jugakmemang aku merepek jugak la kot dekat situ..


hey pening dan penat gila minggu ni semuannya subjek mengancam !wuih! esok pulak BIOLOGY tercinta miss foo saya akan gagal dengan cemerlangnnya ! percayalah! ahha biology walaupun aku dah study form 4 tapi aku risau jugak sebab aku tak tahu apa soalan yang keluar takot apa yang aku fahamkan lintang pukang je !tapi takpelah aku nak pergi study bio ni.. aku sangat lega exam maths reda sikit ketegangan toh... hemh.. lahamdulillah ! wuh! oklah tata nak pergi study!


Monday, May 16, 2011

DOSA MENINGGALKAN SOLAT ADALAH LEBIH BESAR DARIPADA BERZINA..

Pada suatu senja yang lengang, terlihat seorang wanita berjalan terhuyung-hayang. Pakaiannya yang serba hitam menandakan bahawa ia berada dalam dukacita yang mencekam.

Tudung kepalanya menangkup rapat hampir seluruh wajahnya tanpa hias muka atau perhiasan menempel di tubuhnya. Kulit yang bersih, badan yang ramping dan roman mukanya yang ayu, tidak dapat menghapus kesan kepedihan yang telah meroyak hidupnya.
Ia melangkah terseret-seret mendekati kediaman rumah Nabi Musa a.s. Diketuknya pintu perlahan-lahan sambil mengucapkan salam. Maka terdengarlah ucapan dari dalam "Silakan masuk". Perempuan cantik itu lalu berjalan masuk sambil kepalanya terus menunduk. Air matanya berderai tatkala ia berkata, "Wahai Nabi Allah. Tolonglah saya. Doakan saya agar Tuhan berkenan mengampuni dosa keji saya." "Apakah dosamu wahai wanita ayu?" Tanya Nabi Musa a.s. terkejut. "Saya takut mengatakannya." Jawab wanita cantik. "Katakanlah jangan ragu-ragu!" Desak Nabi Musa.

Maka perempuan itupun secara ketakutan bercerita, "Saya... telah berzina". Kepala Nabi Musa terangkat, hatinya tersentak. Perempuan itu meneruskan, "Dari perzinaan itu saya pun...lantas hamil. Setelah anak itu lahir, langsung saya... cekik lehernya sampai... mati," ucap wanita itu seraya menangis sejadi-jadinya. Mata Nabi Musa pun berapi-api. Dengan muka berang ia mengherdik, "Perempuan celaka, pergi kamu dari sini! Agar siksa Allah tidak jatuh ke dalam rumahku kerana perbuatanmu. Pergi!"... teriak Nabi Musa sambil memalingkan muka kerana jijik.
Perempuan berwajah ayu dengan hati bagaikan kaca membentur batu hancur luluh segera bangkit dan melangkah surut. Dia menangis terangguk-angguk dan keluar dari dalam rumah Nabi Musa. Ratap tangisnya amat memilukan. Ia tak tahu harus ke mana lagi hendak mengadu. Bahkan dia tak tahu ke manakah kakinya untuk melangkah. Bila seorang Nabi saja sudah menolaknya, bagaimana pula manusia lain bakal menerimanya? Terbayang olehnya betapa besar dosanya, betapa jahat perbuatannya.

Sepeninggalannya, Malaikat Jibril turun mendatangi Nabi Musa. Sang Ruhul Amin Jibril lalu bertanya, "Mengapa engkau menolak seorang wanita yang hendak bertaubat dari dosanya? Tidakkah engkau tahu dosa yang lebih besar daripadanya?" Nabi Musa terperanjat. "Dosa apakah yang lebih besar dari kekejian wanita penzina dan pembunuh itu?" Maka Nabi Musa dengan penuh rasa ingin tahu bertanya kepada Jibril. "Betulkah ada dosa yang lebih besar daripada perempuan yang hina itu?" "Ada!" jawab Jibril dengan tegas. "Dosa apakah itu?" tanya Musa yang kian keliru. "Orang yang meninggalkan solat dengan sengaja dan tanpa menyesal. Orang itu dosanya lebih besar daripada seribu kali berzina".

Mendengar penjelasan ini Nabi Musa kemudian memanggil wanita tadi untuk menghadap kembali kepadanya. Ia mengangkat tangan dengan khusyuk untuk memohonkan keampunan kepada Allah untuk perempuan tersebut. Nabi Musa menyedari, orang yang meninggalkan sembahyang dengan sengaja dan tanpa penyesalan adalah sama saja seperti berpendapat bahawa sembahyang itu tidak wajib dan tidak perlu atas dirinya. Bererti ia seakan-akan menganggap remeh perintah Tuhan, bahkan seolah-olah menganggap Tuhan tidak punya hak untuk mengatur dan memerintah hamba-Nya. Sedangkan orang yang bertaubat dan menyesali dosanya dengan sungguh-sungguh bererti masih mempunyai iman di dadanya dan yakin bahawa Allah itu ada, di jalan ketaatan kepada-Nya. Itulah sebabnya Tuhan pasti mahu menerima kedatangannya.

Dalam hadis Nabi SAW disebutkan : Orang yang meninggalkan solat lebih besar dosanya dibandingkan dengan orang yang membakar 70 buah Al-Quran, membunuh 70 nabi dan bersetubuh dengan ibunya di dalam Kaabah. Dalam hadis yang lain disebutkan bahawa orang yang meninggalkan solat sehingga terlewat waktu, kemudian ia mengqadanya, maka ia akan disiksa dalam neraka selama satu huqub. Satu huqub adalah lapan puluh tahun. Satu tahun terdiri dari 360 hari, sedangkan satu hari di akhirat perbandingannya adalah seribu tahun di dunia.

Demikianlah kisah Nabi Musa dan wanita penzina dan dua hadis Nabi, mudah-mudahan menjadi pengajaran bagi kita dan timbul niat untuk melaksanakan kewajiban solat dengan istiqomah (berterusan).

1-bilangan perkataan solat dlm quran....byk skali perkataan solat dlm quran ..ni brmakna ia adalah perkara penting..

2- islam terbina ats 5 dsr..semua tahu kan...

3-allah bg sdiri kewajipan solat pd nabi...tidak melalui jibril....semua amalan lain dwahyukan melalui jibril..namun knp tdk solat?,..

4-tujuan utama israk mikraj nabi adalah untuk terima watikah kefardhuan solat..

sebarkan : xd hal klau copy n paste. . .sbb kte sndiri pon copy dari Al-quran dan sunnah nabi n dipastekn ke dlm kehidupan seharian. . .ap yg penting manfaatnya biarpun sedikit. . .

SENARAI 70 DOSA DOSA BESAR..


70 Dosa-Dosa Besar*
**
**

*1. Syirik (secara tak sedar pun ada...tapi dah selalu....jadi laa DOSA
BESAR)*
2. Membunuh Manusia
3. Sihir
*4. Tinggal Sembahyang (yang selalu di lakukan)*
5. Tidak Mengeluarkan Zakat
*6. Tidak Berpuasa **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
7. Tidak Mengerjakan Haji Walaupun Berkemampuan
* 8. Derhaka Kepada Ibu Bapa **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
9. Memutuskan Silatulraham
*10.Berzina (individu tertentu)*
11.Homosex
12.Memakan Riba
13.Memakan Harta Anak Yatim
14.Mendustakan Allah S.W.T dan Rasul
15.Lari dari Medan Perang
*16.Sombong **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
17.Saksi Palsu*
18.Meminum Arak(individu tertentu)*
*19.Pemimpin Yang Penipu dan Kejam*
*20.Berjudi **(yang selalu di lakukan-secara tak sengaja)*
21.Menuduh orang baik melakukan Zina
22.Menipu harta rampasan Perang
23.Mencuri
24.Merompak
*25.Sumpah Palsu (HOT)*
26.Berlaku Zalim
27.Pemungut cukai yang Zalim
*28.Makan dari kekayaan yang Haram (skim2)*
29.Bunuh Diri
*30.Berbohong **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
*31.Hakim yang Tidak adil (HOT)*
*32.Rasuah (HOT)*
*33.Wanita yang menyerupai Lelaki (dah banyak)*
34.Tidak Cemburu
35.Cina Buta
36.Tidak Suci Hadas kecil
* 37.RIAK Mempamerkan Diri **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
*38.Ulamak Dunia (jahat)*
*39.Khianat **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
*40.Mengungkit-Ungkit Pemberian **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
41.Mangingkari Takdir
*42.Mencari Kesalahan Orang lain **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
*43.Menabur Fitnah **(yang selalu di lakukan)*
*44.Mengutuk Umat Islam ( HARI-HARI)
45.Mengingkari Janji (individu tertentu)*
46.Percaya Kepada Sihir dan Nujum
*47.Derhaka kepada Suami (amalan isteri)*
*48.Gambar pada Baju (hari-hari)*
49.Menamparkan pipi dan meratap jika terkena bala
*50.Menggangu Orang lain (hari-hari)*
51.Berbuat Zalim terhadap yg lemah
52.Menggangu Tetangga
* 53.Menyakiti dan Memaki Orang Islam (HOT)*
54.Derhaka kepada Hamba Allah S.W.T dan menggangap dirinya baik
55.Melabuhkan Pakaian
56.Lelaki yang memakai Sutera dan Emas
57.Hamba Lari dari Tuan
58.Sembelihan Untuk Selain Dari Allah S.W.T
* 59.Menjadi Pak Sanggup (HOT)*
*60.Berdebat dan Bermusuh (HOT kat media)*
61.Enggan Memberi Kelebihan Air
62.Mengurangkan Timbangan
63.Merasa Aman Dari Kemurkaan Allah S.W.T
64.Putus Asa Dari Rahmat Allah S.W.T
*65.Meninggalkan Sembahyang Berjemaah (hari-hari)*
* 66.Meninggalkan Sembahyang Jumaat (sentengah individu jgn lebih 3 kali dah
laa....idea dan fatwa bodoh)*
67.Menguragi Wasiat
*68.Menipu (Hari-hari)*
69.Mengintip Rahsia dan Membuka Rahsia Orang Lain
70.Mencela Nabi dan Sahabat

Saturday, May 14, 2011

LU LANGSI ! LU MATI ! KONGSI GEMPAK !




serius cerita ni best! kau bayangkan tadi aku pergi kat panggug jusco toh penoh budakbudak umur aku.. nak tengok cerita tuh.. aku tengok tiket pukul 3.35 dah full aku pon agak kecewa jadi ambil peluang untuk tengok pukul lima..

giliran aku
aku: bang ada ceriata apa je yang tinggal??
wayang: priest je..
aku: aloh.. erm yang konsi toh yang pukul lima punya ada?
wayang: kong si.. pukul lima.. ada..
aku: oh ada//? boleh lah!
wayang: berapa orang??
aku: sorang je..
wayang: oh kalau sorang boleh aje yang pukul 3 toh..jap *checking seats*
aku:oh yeke ade ek??
wayang: hah ada.. ni ..* menunjuk*
aku: boleh lah tu! saya ambilah!
wayang: ingat tadi dua orang ke memang takdelah kosong..
Aku; takdelah sorang je.. kalau macam tu senangla kan! ehhe
wayang: rm 12
aku: *cari duit* erm? berape??
wayang: rm 12
aku: nah...
wayang: terima kasih..
aku: *berlalu dengan happynya* oh yeah!!


happy giler time.. pastu aku tengoklah jam.. temgok dah tiga suku.. aku semak sat kat depan wayang tu.. sebab ingat lg 15 minit nak masuk dah sekali.. aku dengar geng yang dok sebelah aku bising bising: "kongsi pukul berapa?' "3.30 tahu jam lagi tahu" aku what?? jam akus alah rupanya.. tercepat sejam.. aku pun cepat cepat tukar...lepas tuh aku bosan aku turun bawah nampak wan dengan atok.. lepak jap dengan diorang lepastu masuk popular sat.. lansung giler tertarik denga satu buku toh "KAUM-KAUM YANG PUPUS" memang menarik gila jadi aku pun beli.. baca sat pastu nak 3.30 dah.. aku pon blah naik atas..

sampai kat atas sesak giler kat situ.. lama giler nak beli popcorn.. nak taknak beratur jugak.. dah berjaya beli.. tengok panggung dah boleh masuk.. aku pun masuk... duduk dekat panggung 3 seat k4..penuh siot..

aduh! cita nya memang kelakar plus action plus kelakar.. emamng sengal jer! sabar jelah.. tergelak habes aku..element tak senonoh ad gak terselit! ahah.. tapi meang best aar! tambahan pula pelakonnya shaheizy sam.. tapikan ending dia just macam tu jer.. tumuluk berjya ditangka then habis.. haraplah ada sekuel kot! best siot !hahha.. tapi apa apa pun itu memang the best..

aku nanti nak tengok pirates of carribean 4,karak,sekali lagi,kl gangster.. aduh banyak lagilah.. adui cita cita best toh! tapi yang pasti aku nak tengok KARAK seram siot masa tengok gazet tadi kat wayang! kecut perut bhai ! oklah itu sahaja!

RAHSIA MAKANAN YANG SEDAP

uik berbangga berbangga nieyh! aku sudah berjaya buat nasi lemak dengan sambalnya sekali! wuhuuu! happy giler... aku paling lemah tang sambal aduih! macam tak sedap aku buat bhai! memang tak sedap pon ! tetapi saya nurul ashikin zakariah dengan bangganya berjaya membuat sambal yang boleh dimakan! eceh! bangga! pada hari ini! yeah ! mamy loves it! dia boleh datang rumah wan semata mata untuk tapau nasi lemak aku toh.. sekali dia kata sedap boleh buat lagi.. wah!! tahu tak betapa bangganya bila ada orang puji masakan kita ! padahal first time buat! yeah suka suka suka !

kadangkan perasan tak bahan masakan tak cukup dan memang tak berapa nak cukup jugak tetapi orang kata sedapnya! awat sedap sangat ni?? pandai hang masak? apa rahsianya?? APA RESIPI KERAMAT NIE? APABAHAN RAHSIA? masakan yang sedap mesti ada rahsiakan?? sebenarnya TIDAK ! ada satu je rahsianya!

sebenarnya masakan yang sedap lahir dari hati yang ikhlas untuk memasak... mungkin tak cukup bahan tetapi keikhlasan hati itu menjadi perasa.. tapi kalau orang yang tak pandai masak tu tak sedap tu lain cerita la!! tetapi mungkin ada kaitannya.. orang yang tak tahu amsak ni selalunya tak suka masak.. bila dia masak tak berapa nak ikhlas kot.. itu yang jadi lagi tak sedap1 ahha...

KEIKHLASAN HATI MEMASAK UNTUK BERI ORANG MAKAN ADALAH RAHSIA MAKANAN YANG SEDAP..

serius nie !! bukan main main tau! ni bukan feng shui ke apa... cukupla contohnya ibu kita.. bila dia masak semuanya sedap! sebab? sebab apa?? sebab dia masak dengan ikhlasnya nak beri suami dan anak anaknya makan.. cuba korang yang tak minat nak masuk dapur nak masak.. bilakorang masak confirm tak sedap !! hahahasebab tak da kehendak yang kuat memasak untuk bagi orang makan dan gembira..




itu je pon rahsianya.. selain itu ada juga kaitannya dengan bahan istimewa yang digunakan.. campur pula dengan keunikan sesuatu masakan itu menjadikannya sedap.. tetapi makanan yang sedap dari segi rohaninya ialah KEIKHLASAN HATI... itu je pon...sekian terima kasih...


bahan bahan yang digunakan tadi untuk masak nasinya: santan, garam, beras, halia, daun pandan..

Thursday, May 12, 2011

OI EXAM DUA HARI !!


adoi! semalam hingga hari ni ada exam! tapi form 5 je... adoh! exam aku lingkupla nampaknya kali nieh! pecah kepala otak aku! sejarah 2 , bm 2, bi 1 , bi 2! semuanya menyakitkan kepala! baru ppt nieyh! tapi lantaklah apa pun yang terjadi! KU BERSERAH ! hahah.. hey dari akhir bulan ;lepas sampai sekarang aku balik s ekolah je letih gila.. lepas mandi aku taknak baring ! sebab bila baring je terus jaga pukul 5 pagi sedap tidur woih ! letih la! tapi harini kurang letih itulah sebabnya aku update mengupdate nieyh..aku tak tahu nak cakap ape dahnie.. hemh.. takpelah kita enjoy lagu bruno mars ini ! THE LAZY SONG! such a great and simple song !

 tengok video dia best tapi agak dirty lah! ahhaha

SHE BROKE IT THRICE !

hahahahahaha! actually this story is kinda funny!!!! hahahah! omot! you cant go near to glasses lah! you will break!! aiyooo! this girl hahahhaha! last tuesday i think! omot ! puhahahahah! okay i'll start it like this..


on a lovely tuesday morning... i went into the class put down my bags and greet my friends.. also i have to greet my table mate!  OMOT ! hehe that morning as usual started with english class!! OMG ! double period ! but before the class still had a few moments before the techer went in to the class... then i went to puteri and started gossiping with her !

suddenly, "PRANGGGGGG!" I WAS LIKE what the hell is that?? then.. turned around and saw omot was staring at the window.. outside!..  the noise was made by the window that fall down on the other side! omot did it again for the third time!! hahah! she broke the window! again!.. this time "besar punya"!! hahahaha
i wanted to laugh but at the same time felt sorry for her.. but still i was like LOL !! ahhahahahhahah! omot how cam this happen?? ahhah

puan rashidah went into our class to see what happen.. she asked omot to tell the class teacher.. that is mr naguib then went to see mr. naguib and went tinto our class to see what happen.. then he said that this should be report to puan nor azah! our HEM.. then... i accompanied her to the office...

in the office.... in puan azah's room there are puan zaiton and puan sharina.. discipline teachers... it made omot  felt scarier to report this damage to puan azah.. then... she was finally went into the room.. and told puan azah!
 their reaction was only "smiling".." hahahha"... then"ganasnya kamu nie!" just that! no scolding.. they just asked us to put aside the broken glasses! ahhhhh.... reliefed! hahahah thats it... until now there are teahers asking.. how the window could broke into pieces and who did this.. hahahah! but we all keep quiet!! ahhaha


advice to mot! dont ever managing the windows again! ir you will break it for the fourth times..
 for the first time and the second time was happened last years ! the latest iwas that third time !heheh mot so next time.. be more careful! luckily you didnt get hurt... hahaha the best ever!



this is omot that broke the windows!! thrice! ahhaha